OMG!
Sticky end painted for reality TV
British television viewers who say they would rather watch paint dry than the likes of Big Brother have had their wish granted. A show called Watching Paint Dry is available on the internet. (update 2006: since removed) Each day a different type of paint is applied to a wall and filmed drying. Viewers can vote for their favourite colour and finish.
Oh and for those of you who missed the Pre-Howard Era, a great site detailing Paul Keating's wonderful contributions to the English language. Parliament actually used to be a more interesting place than under Howard...